Top 10 WTF U.S. Sex Laws

I found this and thought it was funny. I know there are a bunch of other weird laws that were never removed from the books. If you know of any please feel free to add them in the comment section. I think WY has one that you can have sex on the front lawn provided each person is wearing at least one article of clothing.  (Time to head back to WY for a visit)

A few more I found upon more research......

*It is against the law to kiss for more than five minutes in Iowa. You have to come up for air at some point, right?
*In Tremonton, Utah, a woman cannot have sex while in an ambulance. Punishment can be severe: she can be charged with a misdemeanor and have her name printed in the local paper.
*In Arizona, you may not have more than two sexual toys in your home.
*But Texas is a bit more lenient, you can have up to six before felony charges are presented.
*In Maryland and Minnesota, oral sex cannot be given or received anywhere. Especially the mouth.
*Men with moustaches are forbidden from kissing women in Eureka, California.
*In West Virginia, unmarried couples who live together and "lewdly associate" with one another may face up to a year in prison.
*In New York City, men may be fined $25 for gazing lasciviously at a female; a second conviction stipulates the offender wear a pair of blinders whenever he goes out for a walk.
*Adultery is still a crime in New Hampshire. However, there is some talk among lawmakers to take it off the books.
*In North Carolina, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled while having sex.
*Cleveland, Ohio does not allow women to wear patent leather shoes because by doing so, women may give passersby a sneak peek at their unmentionables.


Anonymous said...

Rofl!! Like they are going to have "big brother" actually watching whether or not people are misbehaving? Too silly!

Fruit Taster said...

That brings back some memories from my teenage years when I started looking through my dad's books! One day I fell upon a similar list detailing the sexual acts that were illegal in each state. I didn't go through the entire list because it freaked me out a bit but I'm sure there were things in there that were preposterous like you showed.

What I remember seeing were things like oral sex or anal sex, and I remember being puzzled for many years after that. I wondered, if these things are between two consenting people, and obviously people are interesting in sex because it feels good, then why are those things illegal? If sex is done in private and it's illegal, how do they know you're doing something bad? lol

It took me a while to catch on to the fact that society has an interest in what goes on in our bedroom...

Big Geek said...

Holly Smokes I was a Felon when I was living in Texas and I had no idea!

Big Geek said...

Holly Smokes I was a Felon when I was living in Texas and I had no idea!

AnnaBelle Forester said...

Wyoming is ready for you to come back for a visit... ASAP... but sadly your telephone booth is gone... :(

I love these goofy laws, wonder why and how they came up with the some of them. What situation must have happened to cause them to go into effect? Just a thought!

Now, where is part 2 of your last NST... I am patiently waiting... ;)