Booty Call Etiquette

Contemplating calling up The Detective for a booty call  prompted a conversation with a friend about the proper etiquette of doing so. I interviewed several people and these are the rules that seem to come up frequently.

My personal #1 rule is: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! I would much rather booty call at his place then at mine. When I am at his place and I go to leave I am leaving on my own terms where as if he is at my place it somehow seems more hurtful even though we are both adults and were clear on the terms. A secondary part of location is that your friends with benifits partner should be with in a 10-15 mile radias or you risk losing interest because it is not convenient when the desire hits you.

Be Prepared: A modern man should come prepared! Know if she is on birth control, have condoms, be recently tested. Be smart and SAFE!


Build Up & Wind Down: Although it has been established that you are in fact friends with benefits still you need to give a girl a little consideration. Do not rush her straight into the bedroom. Offer her a glass of wine or something and when it is all said and done give her a few minutes to breath, straighten her hair, retouch up her make-up and get redressed. Rushing her out the door is rude and will likely end your booty call privileges.


Be Discrete: If you see each other out in public be polite but discrete. Do not joke or make innuendos about how you might know each other. You each have other lives separate from each other and it is NO ones business how you may know one another.

Look Good: Just because it is a booty call does not mean you shouldn't be showered and smell good for the other person. You want to be attractive to the other person so the act is enjoyable for both. Wash up the areas you are wanting the other to pay attention to. (Especially when it comes to anal.)


Expect Nothing: Most of the men and woman I interviewed said their number one rule was never spend the night. To not expect anything from the other person. If you have plans to hook-up and something comes up you don't get to get mad or jealous after all this is just a friends with benefits thing not a relationship.

Do NOT Abuse the booty call: Calling or texting on occasion is fine but each person has a right to refuse or end it without explanations or hurt feelings. If you are hooking-up with your booty call to often then you are no longer actively searching for someone to be with.

It Can’t Be Done With Just Anyone: A booty call is not a one night stand. Picking up a stranger at the bar does not count as a booty call. A proper booty call partner is someone that you’ve had sex with in the past, but have not had a close relationship with, someone that has no illusions about creating a commitment out of a fling and someone you like, but don’t think you could fall in love with. 


Be Open & Honest: Having emotionally unattached sex can be emotionally taxing. Be honest with yourself and with your booty call partner. Keeping one partner for an extended period of time may cause feelings to develop on one side or possibly both sides. Honesty is imperative to keep this situation casual and appropriate.

3 comments:

That Girl said...

hey!!! i LOVE this post. it's so educational, cause after all sex blogs don't have to just be about sex y'know....;)

comments and an embarrasing question too.

#1 i get the reasoning behind this, however, ummm, personally i like the idea of them being as far away from where i live as possible, within reason of course for reasons of travel. although i totally get the need for quick relief....i have temporary means of satisfaction to get me by in the meantime ;)

be prepared: wise wise wise! i often think about this, as my affair and i never discussed it before or after, nor was any protection used. aside from getting pregnant, i really had no concerns about STD's, yet, i guess you never know for sure no matter how long you've known one another.

build up & wind down: yes, never send her out before she's dressed. it's a dead giveaway for the neighbours.

be discrete: very good thinking!

look good: i still struggle with this. may be a stupid question (well, not maybe, i KNOW it's a stupid question) but with what are we to wash those areas?? maybe some of the ladies can help me with this one, cause i was always told, douching in those areas is not good.

plantpage said...

how come i wasnt asked my input for this post..lol

1manview said...

Great post, especially number two.