Elizabeth Barret Browning

How Do I Love Thee? Let me count the ways.


I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being an ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,--I love thee with the Breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

Erogenous Zones

An erogenous zone (from Greek ἔρως eros "love" and English -genous "producing" from Greek -γενής -genes "born") is an area of the human body that has heightened sensitivity, the stimulation of which may result in the production of erotic sensations or sexual excitement.

(I love tying Greek Mythology and facts into my blog.)

Erogenous zones are highly sensitive areas of the body. Although everyone has different level of sensitivity as well as different erogenous zones, stimulation of erogenous zones usually leads to sexual arousal and intense erotic sensations.

10. Inner Thighs: The inside of the thighs are highly sensitive to touching, stroking and licking. Just like the back of the knees, inner thighs also have many nerve endings, therefore when you fondle them, you will turn her on like crazy. For me if I am having solo action I usually squeeze mine right as I cum. For some reason it makes the orgasm more intense.


9. Behind the Knees and the inside of the elbow: Who would have guessed the elbows and the back of knees were sensitive to touch? A little caressing of these areas with your fingertips will sure bring an interested smile across my face. One of the best ways to get me all wet and geared up for intimacy is the foreplay. I love my legs caressed. Slow strokes from my ankle to the top of my thigh. Up and down.


8. Buttocks:Yes, it's true. Lots of women like it when you play around with their behinds. A lot of women like mild spanking (me included) and squeezing of the buttocks. I also love it to be caressed and lightly scratched.

7. Nape of the Neck: Just breathing on this part of her body will give her goose bumps all over. Use your hands too; lift her hair up gently as you bring your mouth closer to her neck. Kiss her softly, bite gently.

6. Ears: Many women enjoy having their ears licked, sucked or kissed. I also like it when you whisper nice things or sometimes even silly things.

5. Feet: Many women enjoy having their feet touched, massaged and some even enjoy having them licked and sucked. I have a friend that loves to give me foot massages and to suck on my toes. I have to admit as he is the only one to have done it but I kind of like it. I think it is more of a sexual charge and turn on for him then it is for me but it is very nice for me too. (Perhaps a post is in order on this person.)

4. Wrists: This may come as a shock to most guys, but women love having their wrists nuzzled and nibbled by their lovers. The next time you're getting into the foreplay of things with your woman, begin kissing and caressing her wrists and just check out how impressed and turned on she'll become!


3. Breasts & Nipples: As I'm sure is no surprise to anyone, the breasts are very sexually sensitive and gentle fondling, squeezing, caressing, licking and sucking of the nipples can be extremely arousing. I could just lie still for hours and have someone caress mine. Slow circles around the whole globe to a flat palm going back and forth across the nipple. Pinching it and keeping it erect.

2. Vagina/Clitoris: The clitoris can be stimulated by using the tongue, the finger or, for the multi-talented man, both simultaneously. Please see She Comes First for the proper How-To Guide.

1. Lips: Yes, it's true. If you know how to manipulate her lips just right through kissing, licking, sucking and biting, it is very possible that a kiss will lead to a lot more than that. For many women a kiss means a lot. I have had men that were terrible kissers and as a number one turn one it is really hard when the guys suck at it. Thus far no one has ignited me the way Parker did but a good kiss or a terrible one can be a deal breaker!

(The real key is caressing, touching, wanting and showing returned desire!)

GARGANTUAN

-of great mass; huge and bulky

This word is completly under-used and under-appriciated =) just sayin.

Bloody Hell...My Favorite Tampons are missing!!!!

I am crampy, my lady parts are swollen and pulsating and apparently OB no longer makes tampons, WTF?!?!?!

I am distraught, confused, I feel like I lost my best friend. I have been using OB tampons for over sixteen years.

I awoke Tuesday morning running late and my cycle came fast and furious. I went to grab one from the box and saw there was only one left. I usually only have to buy them every other month. I made a mental note to make sure I ran to the store prior to heading to work.

I got the boys all off to school, finished getting ready, called ahead to work to let the boss know I would be a few minutes late and I headed to Wal-Mart. I knew what I need so I headed right to the aisle to where they have always been but they were not there.

I was thinking, “Great they rearrange stuff again? Not today I am in a hurry!” I strolled up and down the aisle growing more frantic by the second.

“WHERE ARE THEY?” I cursed under my breath. I found myself having a lady tantrum in the personal hygiene aisle. Irritated I set out to find a Wal-Mart person. When I finally set eyes on one I walked up to her and( looking back admittedly I probably rudely) asked, Where the heck are the OB tampons?”

This short little foreign lady looks at me and says, “"Haven't you heard on the news? They discontinued them however you can get them on eBay for about $75.00."

Black market tampons? SERIOUSLY????? On top of that her little condescending tone was about to push me over the edge.

If I had known they were going to quit making them I would have stock piled them! I will not take this change well :(