Orange Juice & Orgasms

Orange Juice & Orgasms are the NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN!
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I was talking to The Detective the other day and I was telling him that my throat was getting sore. He was like "Well you need to get some rest!" My response was, "Wouldn't that be nice, however I can't take time off from work for something as luxurious as REST!"

Then last night I was talking to my friend out in Seattle and I coughed several times because my throat was getting scratchy. He also told me I need to rest and I joked that I needed a little "me time" before I went to bed.

Later the thought occurred to me; wouldn't it be nice if illness could be cured with orange juice and orgasms? You would get your vitamin C from the orange juice and orgasms help boost the immune system and your happiness level.

ORANGE JUICE:

  • Orange juice is known to contain a high percentage of Vitamin C, which is helpful in boosting the immune system. So, you will be less likely to catch various illnesses, such as colds or the flu.
  • Various medical studies show that orange juice may help lower both cholesterol levels and blood pressure levels, which are two very common problems among middle aged men and women.
  • Orange juice is thought to be very high in antioxidants. What this means is that this yummy juice may help prevent various forms of cancer, including breast cancer and prostate cancer
  • Fairly large amounts of potassium, which is an essential nutrient for the body, can be found in orange juice.
  • Studies have shown that orange juice can help reduce the risk of heart disease, which is because it can help improve circulation.
  • Orange juice contains Folate, which plays a major role in the reproduction of new cells and can help with the healing process.
  • Research has shown that orange juice has anti-inflammatory properties. If you experience a lot of arthritis-related pain, orange juice may really help relieve it.
ORGAMS:
  • Orgasms relieve tension! The faster heartbeat, the increased blood flow and the muscular tautness associated with sexual pleasure all come to a relaxing conclusion with an orgasm, and in the process relieve tensions pent up in your nervous system.
  • Orgasms help you sleep better. While an orgasm is followed in the male by a quick drop in blood pressure and sudden relaxation, the effect on women is more progressive, but no less important. Orgasms act as a natural tranquilizer. That wonderful release of endorphins is very calming.
  • Orgasms calm your cravings for junk food, and sometimes for cigarettes. Sexual stimulation activates the production of phenetylamine, a kind of natural amphetamine that regulates your appetite. So before you pig out, maybe you should go to your room. :) because they also burn calories *wink*
  • Orgasms can work as natural pain management. If you have ever noticed yourself forgetting about a headache or menstrual cramps while masturbating or having sex, it is not simply a psychological phenomenon. Endorphins (natural compounds that are close to morphine) are released by your body during sex, and can increase your tolerance of pain by as much as 70 percent during orgasm. This will vary from person to person.
  • They can reverse aging by increasing the level of DHEA (dehydroepiandrosterone) in the body which is known to improve brain function, fat metabolism, the immune system, and the cardiovascular system, as well as promote healthy skin.
  • Orgasms have been linked to boosting the immune system. Those who engage in regular sexual activity have been found to have one third higher levels of immunoglobin A, an antibody that assists the immune system in fighting infection such as colds and the flu.
So there you go that should be the new HEALTH CARE REFORM ACT for the United States- Orange Juice & Orgasms for everyone. I am quite sure it is much more cost effective then the current Health Care Plan.

(Orange juice and orgasm facts were complied from various websites.)

SEX with the EX- (ES)

I am in NEED of an EX for some SEX. I don't want to add to my number therefore revisiting an EX doesn't count. Right???

Whether they are an EX husband or EX lover or even an EX "fun buddy" they are an EX for a reason, however there is something comforting about revisiting an EX for SEX. They are familiar, a little safe and a little dangerous all at the same time. You don't want to fall into old patterns but there is something super comforting about an EX. They know you, your sounds, hopefully what gets you to that happy place.

I honestly never thought I would ever go past the solitary #1 but I find my self getting divorced and in GREAT need! If I could take some of the best things from each EX I could mold myself a perfect man and oh how he would love me and pleasure me in all the ways I NEED.

The EX- He will always know me best. I grew in to my sexuality with him so good or bad he knows all my flaws and all of my talents.

Parker- Had all the ZA-ZA-ZU and good lusty stuff. Oh lest I forget, he had a gorgeous cock and could seriously kiss. So far no one can touch how he makes me feel not even The EX.

GI-JOE- Knew how to get right to the good stuff and fuck; his largest flaw- he didn't want it as much as I did or as often. Story of my life!

The CHEF- Was all about seduction from the moment he saw you. He found what it was you liked and BAM he had it for you. He knew how to dominate and take charge.  He would cook for me and do all the clean up, pair dinner perfectly with just the right bottle of wine. He was fantastic. He was forceful in a good way. Push you up against a wall and kiss you hard. I LOVED that. Good stuff.

The Detective- There was to much time from the start of things to the good stuff (weeks) that some of the heat faded but he was great at the caressing you gently. He kissed you softly, he was all about breasts (a huge turn on.) A breast man knows how to play with them in the right way. (Yes there is a wrong way!) Oh, the one thing he did that I loved and no one else did;  run his hands up the back of my legs. He did it slowly and purposeful.That little spot right behind your knee cap that never gets touched soft and seductively. Yes I liked that a lot.

The Med Student- Red had a mouth on him. He always managed to say the right things at the right time. He made me laugh and smile and being around him just felt good. He was young, perhaps to young and wanted me to teach him everything which could be fun but at the same time I want someone that knows what they are doing.

If only I could take all the good from each one and mold me one perfect man!

I would do anything for love

The Model and the Nerd

Sometimes you're the nerd and sometimes you're the model. Sometimes you're the windshield, Sometimes you're the bug, Sometimes it all comes together baby, Sometimes you're just a fool in love, Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger, Sometimes you're the ball, Sometimes it all comes together, Sometimes you're gonna lose it all.

OK- the first line is not part of the song but this song got me thinking; sometimes we are in fact the model and sometimes we are the nerd. I had a guy friend ask me advice about this girl he was seeing or trying to see but she was just flaky and back and forth about the idea of dating him. Once hearing the story all the way through it hit me, he was the nerd in this story and she was the model. Now by no stretch of the imagination is he really a nerd because he dresses quite stylish and is good looking but she treated him as such.


I think our roles switch back and forth frequently when dating. It reminds me of the scene in “He Is Just NOT That Into You!” Where the one girl is feeling all down because the guy she really wants is ignoring her so she calls in her back-up guy. He is the guy that is at her beck and call to remind her how great she is. He tells her any guy would be lucky to have her but unbeknown to him he will never be “that guy.” He thinks if he is like the tortoise, slow and steady he will win the race and win her heart. The minute she is feeling all good about herself again it is bye-bye to the nerdy back-up guy.

Listening to Grady’s story made me realize something in my own life. When defining Parker and me, he is the model and I am the nerd. It is only when he is feeling a little down that he shows up in my life again. I build him back up by reminding him how amazing he is, that he can do anything he puts his mind to, how great of a kisser he is, ect.. but as soon as he is feeling “all pretty again” he disappears.


It is me that will text him first or ask him to lunch. He doesn’t go out of his way to say hello or make me a part of his life and yet I stand idly by waiting for his cue. This weekend thoughts of him plagued my mind and I realized that I don’t mean anything more to him than an ego boost so why can’t I let go?


I know I can’t really blame him, I do it to myself but it did make me realize that when I feel down and not good enough that I too have people in my life that reach out and make me feel good. Maybe we all are the nerd and the model, depending on the day decides which role we play. I guess we all need to remember that on the other end of that role is a real person with real feeling that can be squashed like a bug on a windshield.